Robbie Robertson “Somewhere Down The Crazy River”

Robbie Robertson, sir, you cannot sing. The Band was so captivating in part because three out of five band members possessed amazing and unique voices, all in a different range to ensure a beautiful blend. And you were not one of the three. Levon said your mic was off for The Last Waltz and most shows. I believe him, likely because he doesn’t need to do things like spoken word verses.

While on the topic of The Last Waltz, Martin Scorcese directed this piece of crap music video. You’ll be rewarded in the worst way if you make it to the four minute mark (not to mention the VEVO ad).